Jan 26, 2016 12:05 PM
Donald Trump featured in erotic gay novel: 'The Billionaire and the Bellboy'
There's apparently no corner of the media that Donald Trump cannot dominate - though that may be a poor choice of words for a man now featured in an erotic gay novel titled: "Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy."
According to The Guardian, the novel was written by comedian Elijah Daniel - apparently in a state of inebriation over the course of four hours.
"I’m going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god," Daniel tweeted the night before.
Published last week, it is currently No. 1 in Amazon.com’s gay erotica chart, No. 1 in its humorous erotica chart, and fourth in its Kindle erotica chart.
"I just beat out the girl who wrote 50 shades of grey in the top erotica authors of amazon someone stab me," Daniel tweeted more recently.
At only 10 pages, it's a quick read. The novel's hero works as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong when the Republican frontrunner enters the scene.
“I come from a very small farm town in Michigan, and this was my first time in a big city,” he writes. “I was stacking someone’s tacky luggage when the door behind me swept open. My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity. I wanted nothing more than to turn around and see the golden god behind these scents, but I couldn’t move. I was frozen.”
Thus far, Trump Temptation has received almost 200 reviews on Amazon.com, the majority five stars. “After reading this sensual and tawdry account of Mr Trump’s escapades in Hong Kong, I’m convinced he can make America great again one bellboy at a time,” wrote one reader.
The newly popular author said he has two more erotic novels set to follow - one idea involving Trump and Hillary Clinton riding a hoverboard "but we’ll have to see where the alcohol leads me,” he added.
Daniel says he has hired a Donald Trump impersonator to read the audiobook version.